SP: Dip - PhilogynyPip lay asleep, curled up to the bare chest of Damien. Damien grinned to himself as he fingered the silky blonde hair of the other boy.Damien had never been much of a philogynist. Women were just so damned annoying and they always had something to bitch about.While Pip had a girlish figure and features; he still retained a certain manliness to him that attracted Damien beyond all reason. He laughed quietly, remembering the day that Pip had confessed to him. It was the same day that he had hurt his ankle and Pip had wrapped it for him.END.
SP: Creek - Brass CollaredTweek.Gah! Wh-what?! Tweek nearly lept out of his seat in fright.He and craig were sitting on his bed watching the elections on TV.Tweek, c-can I kiss you? For luck I mean
Obama HAS to win! Craig stared intently at the blonde.Tweek had never been brass-collared like many others, but he knew Craig was really into this political stuff and he wanted to help him as much as possible.Tweek nervously rose to his knees, pressing a twitchy kiss to the other boys lips.Thanks, Craig grinned as Tweek pulled away shyly.Obama would win now for sure.END.
SP: Bunny - LeadenKenny sat on his tattered couch, staring blankly at the flashing television screen before him. For some reason he felt leaden, as if someone had dropped a huge weight on him and he couldnt move. At first he though it was the pills hed popped earlier but realization quickly sunk in as to what the real reason was.Butters had just broken up with him, claiming to have found love or some bullshit like that in Clyde.Theyd been together a year and Butters had just dropped this ball. Thats why hed attempted to get stoned on cheap over-the-counter meds.END.
SP: Cryde - DetenteClyde and Craig had been arguing for months over who should be able to date their mutual friend, Tweek. However, recently, a turn of events had brought the two rivals close than ever.Why Kenny? Why not one of us? Clyde sobbed onto Craigs slumped shoulder.Tears clogging Craigs throat made it so he was unable to reply. He leaned his head tenderly onto Clydes. Craig had a sudden flashback of how he and Clyde used to be the best of friends in elementary. This detente was bringing them back together.He sat, smiling grimly at the lone happy memory.END.
SP: Bunny - MittyButters fidgeted in his seat as the bus bumped along the highway. He was on his way to Denver, for no apparent reason. However, when he sat down, an unexpected person joined him on the seat shortly afterwards.It was Kenny, Butters long time crush.So, Butters, why are you going to Denver?Butters twitched upon hearing the boy speak his name. His blood wouldve been all in his face if it werent already occupied with something else in his nether regions. Kenny was just making small talk but it still made him nervous. Hed always been a mitty person.END.